5 Star Review: Strings, by Kendall Grey

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5 + Out there Stars!

Blurb: WARNING: STRINGS is not suitable for slut shamers, uptight stone throwers, Holier-Than-Thou prudes, humorless virgins, persons with chronic neck or back pain, pearl-clutching bitties, those who disparage crude humor or vulgarity in their many forms, closed-minded people with sticks up their asses, or anyone under the age of 18. The vile, base language and shocking, unholy sexual acts contained herein are not condoned by anyone with a lick of sense and should certainly not be reproduced without proper training and protection. The potty-mouthed and perpetually horny “heroine” (the term is used loosely) of this book does not resemble a normal, well-adjusted, or remotely believable person in any way, shape, or form. The author acknowledges that the characters in this book are shallow and two-dimensional; the plot is both ridiculous and insipid. She makes no apologies for any of it.* Readers are strongly advised to wear latex gloves whilst reading to minimize contamination risks. Free-spirited musician Letty Dillinger adheres to a strict, “no strings attached” policy when it comes to men. After a wild night of unabashed sex in a fancy hotel room, she never expects to see the adventurous stud she dubs “Shades” again. When her all-girl rock trio books a tour at the last minute as the opening act for their archenemies, Letty’s shocked to discover she knows the competition’s new lead singer. Intimately. Shades is no longer a one-night stand. Now he’s the guy she has to one-up on stage every night for the sake of her career. Sharing close quarters on a bus with her sexy nemesis and his bad-boy buddies puts Letty’s Golden Rule to the test. On this tour, guitar strings aren’t the only things being played. And when heartstrings are pulled too hard, they’re bound to snap sooner or later.

REVIEW: (Mom – look away)

This is the first book where I realize why books have warning labels. Labels like that just encourage me to read it faster. Why I haven’t read this before now? Is BEYOND me. It is raunchy with a capital R. Sextacular and all around fucking rad. Yes RAD. Letty is balls to the wall abrasive. The shit that pours out of her mouth is really quite inspiring. She produced new words to describe the female and male anatomy that would never make it on an SAT test – but definitely double your vocab score. The stuff just pours out of her like and she has absolutely zero filter…  which makes me love her even more. She’s loud – and proud. Fucking like  man and taking no names.

I’ve read an excessive amount of smut the past 2 years, some very, very dark stuff. But this book made me blush and my mouth hang open like someone just said fuck you granny to my mother –

This book might not be for everyone…. but it was definitely for me. The sex scenes are over the top graphic and some situations that I’ve never encountered in smut…. there are strap-ons and a lot of anal going on – some threesomes and lots of talk about meat curtains and pork swords.

So if you’re looking for a fun, fast, raunchy read – look no further than Kendall Grey’s Hard Rock Harlot’s series. Grey is the most verbally gifted foul mouthed author I’ve ever had the pleasure of reading.

Book 1: Strings (Letty & Shades)

Book 2: Beats (Jinx & Toombs)

Book 3: Nocturnes (Rax & His Stripper)

*Favorite Quotes*

(Seriously Mom – don’t read any further!)

“I knew something was wrong with him when he complained about me asking for anal. What guy doesn’t want anal? Definitely something wrong with a guy who doesn’t want to sodomize his woman.”

“Nah, I wanted to sodomize him. He wasn’t on board with the plan. That’s when the Holier Than Thou shit started. ‘Jesus doesn’t approve of butt-fucking.’ Jesus this. Jesus that. What the hell, man? Don’t you think Jesus would want you to be happy? How will you ever be happy if you don’t try new things? Christ, it’s just a dildo up the ass. Loosen the fuck up.”

“But by God, if I don’t get laid tonight my cooter will go nuclear and wipe out a city block.”

“I no longer care if Shades is a homeless serial killer. I just want to fuck his brains out. He can do whatever he wants afterwards.”

“It’s hard to concentrate with his breath tickling my ear and his beautiful cock clubbing my meat curtains like a baby seal, but I manage to rip the shit open.”

“The space is tight, but there’s just enough room to bump uglies. He wastes no time partying my meat curtains with his pork sword.”

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